Phillip Aubrey starts everyday with the same stress-relieving routine: First a relaxing, steamy shower to clean the body, then an introspective moment of reflection to clear the mind, taking in the hillside view out his bedroom window. Next is a series of stretches, to relieve tension and promote flexibility, which he displays in his final morning task: busting a nut. And while he always manages to squeeze one off every morning, today Phillip is particularly horny, deciding that a simple jack is not enough. So after the first explosion, he reloads, grabs his dildo and goes at it again. Talk about starting your day off the right way!
It started when you were in Jr. High. That magazine shoved under your mattress.
You’ve always been a naughty boy!
We asked – and here’s what you told us -
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In the closet, right next to all the uniforms; The leather hoods, hard liquor and tasteful photos are all on display in the bedroom
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under the bed
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with the Crisco
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I would have to say…in da butt
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in the drawer next to the bed!
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he is little to old to hide and the closet is not an option anymore. oops, you meant like c-rings and things…..my bad!
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No need to hide a cucumber
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In a bag somewhere I can’t even find them
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If I said where, then they really wouldn’t be hidden any longer, would they?
A few tips on selecting the right lube for your sex toy –
■Water-based lubricant works with any sex toy. And it’s great for condoms.
■Silicone lubricants are great for his butt, but should never be used with silicone sex toys or on any realistic material toys – such as CyberskinTM, FuturoticTM, NeoSkin®, FauxskinTM, Soft TouchTM, UltraSkin. Silicone lubes are latex safe. Another great thing about silicone lube is that it is water proof – so it works great if you are playing in the shower!
■Don’t use oil based lubes, massage oils, petroleum jelly, body lotions, or baby oil with anything made of rubber or latex including condoms (it destroys the latex).
■Crisco cannot be used with condoms or other rubber toys products without degrading/destroying the rubber.
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